anyway, i have decide to develop a little game so that i don't go bald. i'm gonna stereotype and break all the cubs fans into categories--inorder to create annoying cubs fan bingo!!
i'm gonna have to work on the categories a little more and please feel free to add to this list if you think of anything.
frat boy
always wasted and loud no matter how much he has been drinking
trashy girl
probably pretending to know more about the sport than she does. often wearing a random jersey or a cubs t-shirt with a denim miniskirt and tennis shoes. 50 bonus points if you see the trashy girl with her over-processed hair shooting out of a visor!
definitely a spot for people with cubs tattoos
people who dress their babies in cubs attire. sometimes its cute and sometimes it creepy . . .
(haha wrong cub)
1 comment:
haha! love it.
what about "middle-aged dads/uncles who've dragged children to the game only to neglect them"? Or, I also like "dressed alike couples" who stroll the ballpark, linked by only a few fingers (which suggests a casual "we're too cool to fully hold hands" thing)...except that their wearing the same jersey--his: home, hers: away. Aw...so you're not "that cool" after all!
Also enjoyable are the non-fans who are attending not because they love baseball...or sports at all, but who come in packs of 6-12 to drink and look trendy. gross.
:)
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