job hunting . . .

found this while job hunting and it just struck me as funny . . .

Physical Demands: The physical demands described here are representative of those that must be met by an employee to successfully perform the essential functions of this job. Reasonable accommodations may be made to enable individuals with disabilities to perform the essential functions.

•While performing the duties of this job, the employee is regularly required to use hands to finger, handle, or feel and talk and hear.
•The employee must meet close/distance vision requirements.
•May be required to visit clients in their homes or in institutions.
•The employee is frequently required to reach with hands and arms.
•The employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; climb or balance; and stoop, kneel, crouch, or crawl.
•The employee must occasionally lift and/or move up to 25 pounds.