hmmm, what question should we ask . . . .




Does your ideal man have a New Zealand accent, occasionally wear an eyepatch because David Bowie suggested it, answer to Hiphopopotamus, or call getting it on ‘business time’? Yeah, us too. Which is why we’ve asked the world’s most crush-worthiest duo, Flight of the Conchords, to kick down some knowledge in the love department. Whether you’re a Breterosexual, a Jemainiac, or split your allegiance equally, our favorite funny folksters can no doubt offer nuggets of wisdom for all of your relationship woes. So ask a Conchord! Bret and Jemaine will be answering your questions about love in BUST’s April/May issue. Send your requests for advice to askaconchord@bust.com by Sunday, January 25. The doctors are in!

cute bugs

I am sooooo sorry to hear about your traumatic bug experience, lovely.
It is especially awful to not be able to sleep. Ugh.
However, in an effort to bolster your courage (and foster a better night's sleep in the future?) I have compiled a short list of friendly, nice-looking bugs.

A lady bug is always genteel and very non-scary.

sometimes children like bugs....so they can't be all bad, right?

If all else fails, ask yourself this question: "Was the bug scary, or was it merely trying to show me it's new boots?"

luf.

can't sleep can't sleep can't sleep!!! there was a huge bug in my bathroom-i never have bugs in this apt!! i saw him and he saw me and we were both stunned but he moved first. i ran to get a big book to smash him with (that's the only way i can kill bugs) but then i had to grab a book i like a little less in case bug guts got on it and by the time i was back he was gone. ewwwww! since i was wide awake and way too stimulated, i began to clean and bug spray the whole place and search for any signs of vermin! you know my place is clean!! in the entire time i have lived her i have seen 2 spiders and a few ants in the bathroom . . . so where did this giant bug come from??? i can only hope my bug spray and bleach have scared him back into hiding never to return . . .

all the same i am sleeping with the hall light on (bugs don't like light right??) and the can of spray ready y my bed side with it's lid off.

ugh.

new dress . . .

now i just need the appropriate event to wear it to . . .

evening shadows

hipster bolshevik revolutionary drink of choice??

have you seen these stoli vodka adds? they are all over the bus stops here and i've seen them in other young, hip sorts of places . . .

this one is (of course) my favorite. cute guy waving giant red flag (ah, les mis) against a vast and dawning background. warms the cockles of my revolutionary loving self!



smooth like an alibi . . .


welcome to the wild wild east.

2 new favs

ok. so I'm in love with netflix.

we just saw some major-ly great movies. You and your non-movie ways should keep a weather eye open for these little gems: rent them as soon as possible!Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind~

...a film by hayao miyazaki about a young scientist-princess who saves the world...


Eagle vs. Shark~

...about an awkwardly precious pair of star-crossed New Zealand lovers...